February 2012
4 tags
I managed to finish watching earthlings
I’ve had to watch it in segments because it is so horrifying. I have never cried so hard before. Please kill me.
January 2012
December 2011
1 tag
My Christmas day
3am
Me: -vomits-
9am
Me: -vomits-
Me: -opens presents-
Me: -goes to bed and sleeps for three hours-
Me: -Watches christmas movies on Ipod-
6pm
Me: -comes downstairs-
Dad: Don't worry, if you feel better there's some gammon in the fridge you can have!
Me: ...
Brother: She's a vegetarian, you nut.
Just now
Me: -eating a piece of dry toast, only thing I've eaten all day-
Pebbles: -begs-
Me: Good boy. -gives a piece-
Pebbles: -begs-
Me: No, no more.
Pebbles: -begs-
Me: ...
Pebbles: -begs-
Me: Fucking stop.
tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
tourist: oh you think you're clever???
new yorker: what
tourist: i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
new yorker: oh... oh god i'm so sor
tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole
