Earth laughs in flowers

My Christmas day

• 3am
• Me: -vomits-
• 9am
• Me: -vomits-
• Me: -opens presents-
• Me: -goes to bed and sleeps for three hours-
• Me: -Watches christmas movies on Ipod-
• 6pm
• Me: -comes downstairs-
• Dad: Don't worry, if you feel better there's some gammon in the fridge you can have!
• Me: ...
• Brother: She's a vegetarian, you nut.
• Just now
• Me: -eating a piece of dry toast, only thing I've eaten all day-
• Pebbles: -begs-
• Me: Good boy. -gives a piece-
• Pebbles: -begs-
• Me: No, no more.
• Pebbles: -begs-
• Me: ...
• Pebbles: -begs-
• Me: Fucking stop.